After looking for Avengers: Infinity War villain Thanos in Ifugao last week, the senator says “I am the wife of Thanos” during her birthday celebration at a Viking’s.
— Nancy Binay (@nancybinay) May 5, 2018
— ABS-CBN News (@ABSCBNNews) May 10, 2018
That’s the punchline. We can’t top that. We have no hot take. There’s no other joke that can supersede whatever Senator Nancy Binay is pulling. We don’t know what else is going on. Is she referring to herself as Lady Death? What does she find attractive in Thanos? We need answers.