While we’re in the middle of the darkest timeline in our political history, as of right now, the United States is about to do the same to theirs. Satan’s human incarnation Donald Trump is leading, but only very closely.
Although it’s still too early to tell who’s going to take all of this home—the US’s election system is a complicated mess that involves two layers of voting—Twitter’s already starting to go into a breakdown. It’s not terrible yet; the results we have right now aren’t even the half of it, and there’s still a chance that a miracle happens and the country can still avoid our footsteps. Trump has just offended too many people for him to realistically get this.
Despite that, though, there’s already a lot of good entertainment going around. Check it out:
— Secular Talk (@KyleKulinski) November 9, 2016
— Tom Knight (@TJ_Knight) November 9, 2016
CNN: Trump is leading in the race to 270
— Shaan Khan (@ShaanMKhan) November 9, 2016
— Alex Welch (@imalexw) November 9, 2016
— Liz Hernandez (@LizHernandez) November 9, 2016
What I’ve learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it’s pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 9, 2016
— W e $ t ✗♥ℴ (@CjayyTaughtHer) November 9, 2016
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) November 9, 2016
— J-? (@thefathippy_) November 9, 2016
— Troy Osinoff (@yo) November 9, 2016
Seriously, the list really just goes on and on. If you want to fill the void of despair in your soul created by yesterday’s Supreme Court decision, go read the whole .